Lesbian time table :


One day of talking = one week
One week of talking = one month
One month of dating = one year
One year of dating = 4 years

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*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know

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Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee
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Anonymous said: What state do you live in?


constant anxiety

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Part of being a woman is the slow realization that some men, for no discernible reason, are always going to hate you. And you have no way of knowing who they are until they open their mouths, or open fire.
Erin Gloria Ryan (via daetrimental)

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I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.
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Also, mercury is in retrograde that day.
Should be interesting!

Using this post as a reminder to please keep your pets safe indoors, especially if you have a black cat or a black dog!

Why are we supposed to be worried about out pets?

Because superstitious idiots notoriously kill black cats and dogs especially on Friday the 13th. Also other people might make animal sacrifices :/ it’s best to just keep them safe.

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flashback poussey outfit appreciation post

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